I'm mad at you.. all of you.
At the end of my Cancun post I asked for some peeps to email me if they were interested
in guest posting while I was away living the life while you sorry asses were all working...
....you know what I got? Not shit. Not. Shit.
Okay I did get some shit but they don't count. Don't worry about that shit.
You guys are mean! You embarrassed me in front of all my friends!
I hope you burn yourself on the metal part of your seat belt.
I hope there is a hair in your lunch today.
I hope someone cuts you.