Tuesday, July 1

Here's a bone & I'm pickin' it.

Listen, bitches.
I'm mad at you.. all of you.

At the end of my Cancun post I asked for some peeps to email me if they were interested
in guest posting while I was away living the life while you sorry asses were all working... 
....you know what I got? Not shit. Not. Shit.

Okay I did get some shit but they don't count. Don't worry about that shit.

You guys are mean! You embarrassed me in front of all my friends!
I hope you burn yourself on the metal part of your seat belt.
I hope there is a hair in your lunch today.
I hope someone cuts you.

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  1. Would you like me to blog about skeleton key necklaces? and the endless possibilities of such? Or cherry pie. I got some cherry pie abrewing.

  2. When would you need it by? I am still trying to recover from too many vacations but if I can get it to you by the end of the weekend than I can do a recipe post.

  3. LMFAO... I love you! :D
    I'm just too damn lazy, that's my deal.

  4. Hey Girl. I could do a post...but I was waiting for your cooler friends to step up. I could post a book review, or some pictures of the ocean and me with a sunburn :) Love you xoxo

  5. I hope you burn yourself on the metal part of your seat belt.
    haha love it!

  6. PS. I just got up and bloggin! but next time you go on vaca and need a guest post I'm all over it!!

    xo Samantha

    1. Deal! I want to see your email FIRST THING! Haha.. xoxo

  7. hahaha that's hilarious! email us so we can set up a time to guest post on your blog.