Monday, February 24

What's making my life good right now.

one. Modern Family reruns at midnight on the weekends. I live thee life people.

two. Workout dates with the hubby. Couples who workout together, stay together. Holler.

three. All the adorable crafts Dreydan brings home from preschool. {blog post about his craft wall soon!}

four. March. Because Divergent blockbuster! I started this series when it came out and have been patiently waiting for each and every book as it was released. This last one was like over a year! So all of you who are reading them NOW that the movie is coming out, one after the other... eff you. I hate you. Lick my ball sack. Go die. 

five. Salt Water Taffy. I'm serious you guys. I love it so much & I want to marry it.

six. My little home. It's teeny tiny & the location is somewhat undesired, but it's cozy & my hubby gets to come home to me every night. Doesn't get any better.

seven. Tyler's "guest post" he's writing for me haha. It's gonna be good, I can't wait to post it. Gear up.

eight. My new bookshelf. I've had piles on piles & bags full of books in my closet because I have nowhere to put them! But my mom loves me and found me a bookshelf & then drove 3 hours to bring it to me.   

nine. Thrift stores, antique shops, DI, yard sales.. I've always loved digging through used stuff & finding treasures but lately, it's been an obsession.
What's making your life good right now?

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Sunday, February 23

Sundayyy Social.

What is my favorite breakfast food?
My favorite favorite favorite is my hubby's homemade hash brown's. Mmm!
But since he won't cook breakfast for me everyday, my almost every morning breakfast is
2 chocolate chip Eggo waffles w/syrup & a Dr. Pepper. How old am I..? I know.

What is the best way to spend a free day?
  Well damn... that depends. 
Am I alone? Trash TV, jammies, laundry..
Is Tyler home with me? Sports Center, afternoon delight x2 or 3, lots of food..
Is it summer time? Outside all day! I don't even curr what it is.
Is it snowing? Eff that. Keep the blinds closed all day.
Just me & Drey? Read every book he owns 9 times & hit the library for more.

If I had an airline ticket to anywhere in the world, where would I go & why?
I've always wanted to explore Greece. Every damn inch of it.
It's beautiful, historic, fascinating, just oh so cool!
I'm just mesmerized with the history of it & I think it's fabulous.

I can only leave the house with 1 thing, what is it?
Sheeeeeeet...
Okay okay okay.
I would take with me........ my purse? 
Does my purse count?! Can I jam my purse full?!
THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION!

How do I take my coffee?
My taste buds have never acquired the taste for coffee.
I don't drink it. I hate it.
Call me crazy, but I take my morning caffeine in the form of a can with Dr. Pepper inside.
Start my day off right, yo.

As always, linking up with Ashley for Sunday Social!

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Friday, February 21

Here's to the freakin' weekend.

i wanted to share with you some of my latest favorite pinterest pins from my Givin' me a chuckle board.
come. laugh with me.


FENGA PAPIT hahaha! say it out loud...
ooooh shit. i love pinterest. and tumblr. good times at 1am.

happy friday home slizzles.

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Sunday, February 16

Socializing on Sunday.

What are my favorite things to do on a lazy day?
I have so many things that I love to do on lazy days, but I think my favorite favorite is staying
in my jammies, not eating a meal aaaalll day {snacks & DP all day bitches!} & finishing my book of the week.
If I absolutely HAVE to leave the house on a lazy day, you can bet your sweet ass I'm sporting sweats & UGG boots.
Not ashamed.

What is my TV guilty pleasure?
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
Teen Mom 2
Real Housewives of everything
Sister Wives
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
reruns of The Simple Life

What is my favorite road trip music?
I don't have specific music for road trips.
But I love Britney for just about anything in my life.
She my boo. Huh, Brit!

What are my favorite kind of magazines or books to read by the pool or laying around?
I love People magazine for the better part of "reliable" celeb gossip &
Country Living for the old grandma in me.
As far as books go, I will read anything. Put it in my hands & I'll read it. 
Right now I'm reading the Flowers in the Attic series {there are 3 books after that one} by V.C. Andrews.
I know, I'm a weird perv. But her books are addicting! I have to know what happens. 
I'm on the last book, thank you Jesus.

What is my favorite snack?
Hot damn, what isn't my favorite snack?
I think what I love the most is movie theater popcorn. 
I could eat popcorn all day, erry day. Mmmmm!

answer these questions & link up for sunday social!
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Wednesday, February 5

Stop asking me to follow your blog.

There is one thing that irritates me more than Fashion Bloggers and that's bloggers
who comment to only get a follow. Right?

Like when you randomly have a dumb comment in between awesome comments that are like
"Hey I'm so excited to follow you, I hope you'll follow me back!"

I'm sorry but... no. I'm not about that life.
First of all, I'm really mad at you because did you even read my post?
Do you know the kind of blogger you're subscribing to?
Did you read about me first?
Do you know ANYTHING I want you to know about me before following?

Probably not.

And that makes me want to stab you in the neck with a knife! #stepbrothersforlife
I'm not here to win a HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN I GET TO FOLLOW ME IN ONE DAY! contest.
I'm not.
And I'm not flattered by the fact that you followed me because I know you're not reading my content & 
I know you have no intention to. So let's not waste each others time, mkay.

Secondly, I don't care about the number of followers I have.
I care about how many readers I have. 
What's the point of 1000+ followers when only 50 of them read your words?

I will find your blog eventually.
If I love it, I'll follow. If not, I won't. 
Nobody should take that personally.
Just so I'm clear, I'm not going to follow your blog just because you asked me to.
If you're going to even bother commenting, put a little effort into it! Shit.

That's all.
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